Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

(Source: marble-tears)


durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor)


(Source: amazingtroyler)


(Source: deadcops)


kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists


(Source: ackritebitch)


soilfae:

bunny friends looking at the sky together 

soilfae:

bunny friends looking at the sky together 

(Source: the-girl-who-saved-the-world)


ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing)